Who am I?
My name is Johnny (yea I know I'm just reiterating it for all of those that missed it). I live in New York City.I am in college (nay a University). I go to *BLEEEPPPP* University where I study Public Relations also known as the art of spin. I want to be a master of spin (god that sounds so freaking cool [ Johnny K MASTER OF SPIN]).
My hobbies are training in Muay Thai, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I also enjoy reading, salsa dancing, playing the drums, speaking like a newscaster into the mirror, soccer (Futbol damnit), cooking, and learning new languages. (Yes I'm perfect I know). I also am a film buff. (And a narcissist for that matter) My favorite films of all time are: The Good the Bad and the Ugly, and The Boondock Saints.
Nationality wise I am a mostly German, and Spanish (from Spain).
Ya know that really bothers me. I tell people that I'm Spanish, and they go... "oh my god you're a Mexican I would have never guessed." Now there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Mexican, but being Spanish and being Latino are two completely different things get it right. Ifsomeone is Spanish they are from Spain, if Latin they are from Latin America. Ok phew now let's see.. I do speak Spanish, a strange Valencian dialect you'll probably have trouble understanding me if you speak Spanish (Valencian Spanish has a lisp,.. anyways). I also am very good in German. My French, Russian and Italian is eh, but my Arabic is getting good thank God. I really love languages. (The name's Bond, James... nvm)
My favorite book is the picture of Dorian Greh , I really can not tell you why because I have no clue, and my second is the Dark Tower Series by Stephen King (even though I can not read through it without passing out).
My favorite band is the Killers, closely followed by Avenged Sevenfold then Gerschwin. I only listen to rock, jazz, German and Russian Rap. ( I HATE RAP IT IS NOT MUSIC).
WAIT A SECOND...
WHAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO WRITE (tongue twister) ABOUT ALL OF THE TOPICS THAT I DO?
Well actually, nothing I suppose. I have no right to critique anything or anyone for that matter. But being how I am a human being (moreso an AMERICAN) I feel that I have the right to write about what ever I want too whether you (yea you, you with the busy eyebrows) like it or not. That's my reason for this blog. I just write what I see, and how I feel. I hope you enjoy it and find it funny.
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People who worship the very ground I walk on
Calm yourselves...
Nothing that I am writing is true... With that settled don't be all pissed off when I offend you after I expose all of you for being hypocrites and losers...
Johnny
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