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The Perspectives of Johnny


I know it kills, I lost two grandparents to smoking. But let me tell you this they both lived until they were eighty and calling their lives happy is a vast understatement. Also they smoked four packs a day for over fourty years. Do the math...

I will be very content with living until I am eighty. As Dennis Leary quite intelligently stated smoking cuts off the last couple of years off of your life and to be honest those are the worst years of your life. You can barely function or do anything without anyones help. Who would want to live like that. I sure as hell don't.

IT KILLS STAMINA!! Not really the only time I feel the effects of smoking is when I am ________.. I would rather not say online haha.. I still run work out train for fights and play soccer evrey day of my life and it has no effect on my body. Now am I writing this so that everyone gets up and buys a pack of Marlboro? NO not at all unless you do already smoke I don't reccomend it. It's just way too expensive nowadays.

And you know what really gets me when I walk around my Universities campus and people come up to me and say hey Johnny thanks for getting me into smoking you asshole??? (THIS REALLY HAPPENS) How the hell did I get you into smoking I don't understand that but whatever. I guess people do not have enough self control to watch me smoke and not pick up a cigarette (freaking morons).

Anyways I digress smoking is bad for your health and it is too costly, but I smoke and I thoroughly enjoy it so leave me alone about my habit.

Enough about that rant

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