Suck my Blog...

This is just a tentative list...

Anyone with a club house...
Anyone who speaks highly of their ball point pen...
Whoever invented the fleshlight...
People who say surely...
White people... who try to rap and whose name is not Joaquin Phoenix...
Whoever is the artist for Spongebob Squarepants...
The nation of Laos...
The Beastie Boys...
Anyone who drives really slow, because they THINK they have a nice car even though they truly don't...
People who attend the Westminster dog show...
Whoever decided that Battlestar Galactica should ONLY run 4 seasons (fucking morons)...
Whoever won best supporting actor this year at the academy awards instead of Robert Downy Jr...
Whoever decided the Watchmen needed to be ONLY 3 hours long...
People who sell rap cd's in times square...
Idiots who BUY those rap cd's in times square...
The Naked cowboy...
People who blog...
People who verbally assault me in clubs (da da tch YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.. God I'm funny)...
Hrm...
People whose name rhymes with Raurine...
Ginger kids...
Wanna be vampires...
Wanna be black people...
Wanna be ANYTHING...
Fake Metro-sexuals who wear nike sneakers tisk tisk -10 fabbbooooo points...
Anyone who gives or takes away "fabo" points...
The creator of PINKBERRY...
People who call Vaginas cookies...
People who BASE their life off of the horoscope...
Psychics...
People who do not believe in the end of the world...
Anyone who doesn't enjoy the original Battlestar Galactica or Star Trek The Original...
People who play the wii obnoxiously...
People who need to be right...
People who do not use commas...
Rapists...
People who make fun of people who make fun of people who make fun of Jews...
Whoever hates Howard Stern...
The Movie voice guy...
Anyone who still plays pokemon...
That annoyingly loud guy on the ferry...
That bitch in the cafeteria...
The guy who always asks for ID EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE BOUGHT CIGARETTES FROM HIM FOR 5 YEARS...
People who tell you smoking kills.. Like I didn't know already...
All of the Mole people...
Daniel Boone...
The Voice of Stewie Griffon...
Girls from Coney Island who think they are big shit because they are French... But does she speak French?? NO!..
WHITE MEXICANS...
Anyone who hates Edward James Olmos...
Whoever decided to stick Doctor Manhattans penis in my face for three hours...
Indiana Jones...
Luke Skywalker...
The Jedi In general...
The artist from Who Framed Roger Rabbit...
Clint Eastwood...
Sean Penn.. SIKE
All non lethal cats...
Cars with less the 400hp... mohaha
umm
Non-satellite radio...
Mc Donalds...
People who wear Italia track jackets...
People who wear any country track jackets, who isn't at a sporting event...
Argentina...
People from Kuwait (lmao that ones for Zeek... feh nu ata)
Any country that was beaten by Germany in WWII...
Anyone who does not speak German...
Anyone who is not 6 foot tall...
Anyone who does not hace blond or gorgeous black hair...
Anyone without blue eyes...
just kidding...
but not really...
umm
The entire world of warcraft...
Supermodels in Science fiction tv shows...
Porn?
Dr. Pibb soda...
Chuck E Cheese...
The Cryogenically frozen corpse of Walt Disney.. It's time to let go Walt... you racist son of a bitch...
Goofy freaking moron...
Pierre Mondrian...
Anyone who actually enjoys post modern art or architecture...
Every color in the world but black and white...
Moral Flexibility...
Flexibility...
The United Kingdom...( NOONE LIKES YOU )
Animals that make it alive from oil spills...
Every kind of dog other then the GERMAN SHEPHERD...
Penguins... seriously they serve less then no purpose (oh yea I went there)
Midgets...
By midgets I mean midgets WITHOUT magical powers...
Cowboy Troy...
Ripped condoms...
Ribbed condoms as well..
Fake leather jackets...
People with henna tattoos...
Pakistan and India... GIVE AMERICANS THEIR JOBS BACK YOU SATAN WORSHIPPERS...
People who pretend to know karate...
Silicon...SIKE...
Salt water taffy...SIKE...
Implants done using only salt water taffy... DOUBLE SIKE...
People who find the need make fun of people with turrets.... PISSSSSSSS
Club Promoters lol...
People who hate tea...
People who hate macbook laptops...
All of Bollywood...
Thailand...
Vietnam...
All of South East Asia...
People who are not from America but celebrate the 4th of July...
People from England...
Anyone who ever burned an American Flag...
Every Rapper...
R & B artist (HAHAHA artist)...
Hip Hop people...
People who roller skate...
Nickelback...
People who play second life...

More to come