First off I just want to say that I love Eastern European women... (Croatia, Chezch Rep., Slovakia, Albania, Serbia, Montenegro, Bosnia, Herzogovina, Poland, Russia, Belarus, Lichtenstein, East German, Lithuania, Latvia, Romania, Bulgaria, Ukranian, Moldova, Macedonia, AND Austria). Here is a tentative list of some of the reasons why I love these women...
THEY HAVE...
1. Perfect facial features...
2. Either Blonde, White, or BLACK AS NIGHT colored hair..
3. They all have Blue eyes...
4. They have respect and honor..
5. I find smokers attractive.. ( Yea... you're guess is as good as mine)
6. Communists/Communism are/is hot..
7. Women who speak more then only English turn me on.. (if you speak German you get extra points)
8. Sexual deviants.. (oh yea haha)
9. They only wear the color black (it's an eastern european thing [ironically my entire wardrobe is black aswell]).
10. They are Culturally intellectual
11. They have (and I quote) great chests.. (no comment)
12. Such strong confidence..
13. Great temperaments (just like golden retrievers) [just kidding don't hurt me].
14. They carry themselves with the utmost poise while being quite sexual about it...
15. Pronouncing W as a V and J as a Y turns me on for some odd reason..
16. In any situation the can hold their own with or with out anyone's help..
17. The most charming women in the world..
18. They know first hand the meaning of hard work and they are never afraid to get their hands dirty ( no pun intended).
19. They all know WAY to much about soccer.
20. Probably smarter then anyone you know. WHILE also being the most beautiful woman you have ever met.
Like I said before these are only some of the reasons why I love them so damn much....
johnny
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Nothing that I am writing is true... With that settled don't be all pissed off when I offend you after I expose all of you for being hypocrites and losers...
Johnny
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4 comments:
You are crazy for thinking that ALL Eastern European women have blue eyes haha that is just ignorant. I am 100% Russian & I have light brown eyes!
Oh men I understand you! I met three Serbian girls so smart and so beautiful!! One knows the serbian, spanish, english, russian and Italian languages, she is like angel brother, THE.BEST WOMANS!!
There's no matter, you still staying sexy Paige
Sure they know serbian, spanish, english, russian, italian and you speak only german, so easy to communicate.
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