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Let's play some word association... (Yay word association)
I'm going to name some things are you are going to answer with what you think I'm talking about... Ready cuz I know I am...

Hair Spray...
Fake Tan...
Ed Hardy...
Coach...
Huge jewelry...
Painted on eyebrows...
Fake Coach...
White Cars...
Cascada...
Starbucks...
Not pronouncing the letter R...
Chewing gum that cracks like a whip when chewed...

Ok boys and girls what do you think it is???
A transvestite in chelsea?? WRONG
A guido? ? WRONG, but very close actually
A transvestite in chelsea on a wednesday night at 3 am?? WRONG but much much closer...

Ok I get it you guys give up... So i'll give it to ya... (drum roll)

A "TYPICAL" Staten Island Girl....

(that was so stupid sorry for that I really feel bad about it, but what ever)


Staten Island is often known as the the lost borough, the dark borough, or the dump. Well if you ever go there you can easily see why it's called that. In spite of it's rolling hills...( of garbage) and vast variety of tanning salons Staten Island and Staten Islanders (NOT ALL OF YOU, JUST THE STEREOTYPE) are really just not like anyone else in the City of New York... or in the world, or Universe for that matter.

But I'm not here to talk about Staten Islanders.. I'm here to talk about Staten Island girls, and that is exactly what I will do.

Fake tan obsession? I don't get it.. Why do you want to take your skin and make it orange, it makes literally less then no sense to me (maybe because I'm naturally tan but that's irrelevant). Tanning, stretches and destroys the skin to such ungodly degrees that it is not even worth mentioning, not to mention it just looks silly when when it's Christmas Day and you are black as the ace as spades. But regardless the girls are absolutely in love with their fake tans.. I guess it goes good with their fake personalities (ouuuuuuuu yea I went there....) next topic

Fake stereotypical personalities, based on fake stereotypical fantasies? I wish to God Himself that I could go back in time, find whoever wrote the film "Mean Girls," and light his script on fire, after throwing him out of the window of his apartment. My ex girlfriend and I watched this film not to long ago, I sat there in astonishment while her and her Biff (that's idiot speak for friend that you use when you're bored) recited every single line in the film WORD FOR FREAKING WORD. This movie is the apparent goal of most every girl on the Island. They are like the "MEAN GIRLS in the film... mean, fake, rude, obnoxious (I'm really gaining points over here in this blog.. oh well I'll get readers and that's all that really matters to me anyway, but remember all my typical SI girls who are reading.. IM JUST DOING THIS FOR LAUGHS I LOVE ALL OF YOU,[ now please don't have towwwnnyyy and jowwwyyyy beat me up on the way to my caaaaeeerrrr tumawwow])....
where was I... oh yea umm I said fake, rude, obnoxious... hrmm did i mention fake, rude, and obnoxious? But back on topic these girls are hilarious...

Superficial is and understatement... "omg did you see his ____ (inset anything here [ie. clothes, hair, body, car, skin... you name it, and it has no real world value... it will fit])" The typical Staten Island girl is a superficial being who only cares about monetary items and STATUS over all else. If they were told that jumping off a bridge would gain them popularity and a false sense of prestige they would do in in the bat of an eye. It's really sad, but it's true and it's not gunna change..

Typical Staten Island girls are DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER I DID NOT SAY THIS "The typical Staten Island girls are raised by a generation of woman who lived their lives by the same ideals and morals so in turn they raise theyre offspring to live vicariously through them to achieve what they could not yet these young girls face the same fate that theyre elders came into contact with just to continue this brutal and meaningless cycle of low self esteem and self mutilation (starving themselves, tanning, whoring themselves out, dolling themselves up.. all forms of self mutilation).." -Will J aka. Sam Winchester

that's enough for now expect more in a little while...
johnny