Suck my Blog...

Well guys it's Monday now, 8 a.m. to be exact. I'm sitting in the cafeteria. I am the only guy surrounded by a sea of Nazi SS-like Sorority girls and their pledges. The pledges are sitting at tables in dead silence, being educated about their sorority and the glorious things it they have done. Like that one time in the Summer of 68' when the bake sale made 120$ and they all were overwhelmed with happiness and bought matching sweaters. Back to reality for a moment only one though.

* On a side note I have been to Auschwitz, Dacow and a plethora of other god-less places in this world but none of them, NO NONE OF THEM compared to the horrors that I witnessed today. *

I digress, the pledges all sat there in dead silence no make up, hair undone, dressed like women of the street (not even like regular women of the street, just plain old mole people) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_People. I think my comrade who will go nameless said it best when he entered the cafeteria and exclaimed "This is just god-awful and atrocious ( then proceeded to walk out)." I could not have said it better myself.

Did I mention the kicker? THEY CAN NOT TALK TO ME. Over joyed when I was assured of this. I took it to my advantage. Hey ladies.. No response.. Hey mamasitas.. No response..
Alright now I'm perturbed these women are not breaking for anything.. So I stopped..... (for now, because ya know what guys it's only day one I have seriously fourteen more days[at least] to go at this.) Plus the SS troopers were yelling at me, and my days of fighting the Nazi's off are far behind me.

WRAP UP DAY 1:
Day one really taught me a lot about the psyche of a woman, and how fragile it really is. No make up, hair undone and being dressed like a mole person really can make a girl cry as I saw today time and time again. Personally, I do not feel that any of these things were absurd, not even in the least. Regardless, women do truly find the whole thing daunting, not even because of the fact of the things they "ARE ASKED" to do but rather because as, one girl screamed today...
"I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL MY FRIENDS." They were, and they are, butttttt if you want to be part of the Secretive Society of the Prancing Mermaids you're going to have to go through some serious hell. On that note I'll be back tomorrow to report on more of my findings.





(ON ANOTHER SIDE NOTE: NO FRATERNITIES WERE SEEN TODAY ON CAMPUS, GOD KNOWS WHAT PSEUDO-MASHOCHISTIC THINGS THEY WERE DOING IN THE DENSIONS OF THE SCHOOL, but seriously one can only imagine lol)